Marilyn monroe:We should get married and have children, because then they would have my looks and your smarts.
albert einstein:i don't think that's a good idea, because they could just as easily have my looks and your smarts

Roses are red
condoms are blue
STDs are contagious
so watch who you screw

Only in America...do we order a double cheeseburger, large fries and a DIET soda...

Only in America...do we sell hot dogs in packages of 10 and buns in packages of 8.

Only in America....do banks leave both doors wide open...but chain the pens to the counters.

So....im a b.itch?
well a b.itch is a female dog
and a dog barks
and bark comes from a tree
and trees are part of nature
and nature is beautiful
so thanks for the compliment.

WARNING: PRIVATE PROPERTY
TRESSPASSERS WILL BE SHOT...
SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN.

"if u dont shut up im going to move to texas, buy a house and a rifle, put u on my property then shoot you because in texas its legal...."

said that to my brother** lol wat? mean?

Success is not a product of luck and you can unlock your destiny by embracing the cost of success

by izuchukwu jefferson

There is a lot more to a person then a few pictures and sentences, if you are going to judge, at least judge the book not the cover!