I use to care, but now I take medication for that.

People of this world would be in great shape, if they ran as much as they do their mouths.

Instead of killing ourselves, why dont we just elect hillary president?

Fight the power, free your mind, EAT A DOUGHNUT!!!

"Religion is just fashion. Christianity is just like American Eagle; the sects are the other clothing lines sold." ~ (should have been an English class random quote of the day)

A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?"
He replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If elected I promise...'

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Who's the guy who looked at a cow and said, i'm gonna drink what comes out of these things when i squeeze them.

funny!!!

I must be getting old. I'm sick of hearing about young people dying because they weren't wearing seatbelts. Physics is more than a suggestion, people.
-Dan

Marilyn monroe:We should get married and have children, because then they would have my looks and your smarts.
albert einstein:i don't think that's a good idea, because they could just as easily have my looks and your smarts