Nobody needs to hit anybody but when nobody hits somebody, somebody hits anybody and anybody hits somebody back.

The reason God made Bush president was to show to the world, that he could actually put an idiot in power.

Death is God's way of telling man "Your fired!"

Suicide is man's way of telling god, "You can't fire me! I quit!"

"God has a sense of humor. I mean c'mon! If you have any doubt, go to Wal-mart and just watch. God has an amazing sense of humor."
- (I forgot the dude's name.)

"Most people just call people emo because they're jealous that they look better in black"

You don't know me, than don't judge me. I never said you had to f**kin love me!

The more people i meet, the more i love my dog!

haha this is sooo funny.... i saw it on a bumper sticker

Man invented language to satisfy its deep need to complain.

Some apples dont fall far from the tree

Ummm... Question
why do we kill people, who kill people, to show that killing is wrong?
The questions that haunt me!!!