&& as you laugh with all your little friends, walking down the hallway..i want you to realize..they aren't laughing with you they are laughing at you.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE WORLD'S COMING TO, THE HIGHER THE BUILDINGS THE LOWER THE MORALS

'I hate her so much i wouldn't spit in her mouth if her insides were on fire' heard on a soap opera

1 tequila
2 tequila
3 tequila
more
5 tequila
6 tequila
7 tequila
floor!

Democracy: Where any two idiots outvote a genius.

To save money on electricity, we've turned off the light at the end of the tunnel.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. No use being a damned fool about it.

-W. C. Fields

Confession:
Thats not a spider!!!! its a BEAST

(THIS COMING FROM A GUY I KNO WHO IS DEATHLY AFRAID OF SPIDERS)

Confession: (MAN AND WOMEN TALKING)
MAN: "Lil girls can be so dramatic"
WOMEN: " Oh trust me we can be dramatic at any age"

Confession:
All cliques are like baby pools
they are shallow and built for the immature