Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

Chimps rock and you dont

Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them

He's the only man I know who can strut sitting down.

92% of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it was uncool to breathe. Repost this if you are the 8% who would be laughing your a*s off!!!

I blame the toothfairy for teaching kids that it's okay to sell bodyparts for money.

92% of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it was uncool to breathe. Repost this if you are the 8% who would be laughing your a*s off!!!

When they point at me and call me a Loser,
All I do is laugh in their faces and say proudly,
"I might be a Loser, But you still suck eggs at being a Winner." woop. woop.

I have mastered the position of "PRIMO" a.k.a. preppy emo:

EMO: I want to stab my heart

PREPPY: With a flower

~By the way, I don't believe in labels. Therefore I am labeling myself a hypocrite, right?~

Although the thought of insanity is intimidating, reality makes it appealing. Besides, once in my own little world I'LL be president and my reign of fire of terror as supreme overlord will finally begin!!!! ^_^