Without these blonde moments,
life would be so dull

If dancing were any eaisier, it would be called football.

Athletes lift weights...
Cheerleaders life athletes...

The government knows who took the cookie from the cookie jar, but they lied to the public about who really took the cookie. The public knows they are lying, but they don't really know who took it, so they claim Bush took the cookie from the cookie jar.

Fashion is something made for people with no imagination.

I wish my lawn was emo then it would cut its self.

Can you slam a revolving door?

A rough night and a bad morning .... is what starts me off to a very bad today.

If people are going to treat you like a kid, you may as well act like one and throw your tv out the hotel window.
-Gerard way, My Chemical Romance.
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it might be a little off coz i dont quite remember the whole thing

Life was soo much eaisier when guys had cooties!