I'm not a firewoman,
I'm a pyromaniac,
I light 'em up
and watch them burn

lol this is my mom's saying :P

"So this guy walks up to me and says 'What's punk?' So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk' So he kicks over a garbage can and says 'Thats punk?' And I say 'No, thats trendy'"
~Billie Joe Armstrong

All i ask for is chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

~unknown

Well dip me in chocolate and call me an oreo.

The monkey dances while the organ grinder plays his organ. Dance monkey, dance!

Heyy kids;
Guess what!
Its not the 70s.
&you are not at a disco.

Never trust what a man says when he's in love, drunk, or running for office.

!FEED THE MODELS! -Thornton

I'm not racist, I just hate everyone equally :)

"If Right is Might, what is Left?"

(In case you don't get it, read The Once and Future King by T. H. White.)