I used to be a schizophrenic but were alright now

"cock fighting"
are there any more people out there who find this expression highly amusing?

Money is what makes the world go 'round.

Blones are pretty
red heads are smart
but it takes a brunette
to steal your heart

The Only Reason I Was Talking Behind Your Back Was Because You Wasn't There

Wise people talk because they have something to say, Foolish people talk because they have to say something.

Dont drink and drive somke and fly

There are three types of people on earth.....those who can count and those who cant.

Below the Mason-Dixon line we're all a little south of sanity.

Stupid People Shouldn't Breed