In life...the men get the girls..and the boys get the women...

Never trust a skinny cook

I knew a nigga
his name is jim
i luv 2 throw tomatoes at him
tomatoes r soft & dont bruise da skin
but these f**kers do coz there still
in da tin!!!

LuV hAyZ

I am not perfact

Bad cop, no donut

“I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven’t got the guts to bite people themselves.”
-August Srindberg

" There is a big difference between hippies and tree huggers. Hippies are stoners who are all like world peace man! Tree huggers are stoned hippies with serious issues."

He played football and was stupid. I know he still plays football, so I assume he is still stupid.
-Elliot

It's better to let someone think your an idiot, then opening your mouth and proving it.

I like big butts and I cannot lie; but I like them kept inside...