If I told you that I know nothing, then I MUST certainly know something... since I know that I don't know anything. Right?

My father always said that there is no such thing as spontaneous combustion, you must set yourself on fire. I also found that other people are generally upset when I set them on fire.

If barbies so popular, why do u have to buy her friends?

I got drunk at a klingon party.
-David

DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT!

Sometimes I think I'm the only sane people left in the world.

~*~It's not illegal until you get caught!!!!~*~

You laugh at me Becuase I look funny
I laugh at you becuase your all the same

GOD PUT ME ON EARTH
TO ACCOMPLISH A
CERTAIN NUMBER OF
THINGS,RIGHT NOW
IAM SO FAR BEHIND!
I WILL NEVER DIE!

I don't have rude manners, you just piss me off!