He played football and was stupid. I know he still plays football, so I assume he is still stupid.
-Elliot

" There is a big difference between hippies and tree huggers. Hippies are stoners who are all like world peace man! Tree huggers are stoned hippies with serious issues."

“I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven’t got the guts to bite people themselves.”
-August Srindberg

Bad cop, no donut

I am not perfact

I knew a nigga
his name is jim
i luv 2 throw tomatoes at him
tomatoes r soft & dont bruise da skin
but these f**kers do coz there still
in da tin!!!

LuV hAyZ

Never trust a skinny cook

In life...the men get the girls..and the boys get the women...

Well if god was a girl chocolate would be slimming and men would like housework

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers???