I am not perfact

I knew a nigga
his name is jim
i luv 2 throw tomatoes at him
tomatoes r soft & dont bruise da skin
but these f**kers do coz there still
in da tin!!!

LuV hAyZ

Never trust a skinny cook

In life...the men get the girls..and the boys get the women...

Well if god was a girl chocolate would be slimming and men would like housework

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers???

No officer, there's no blood in my alcohol system

You're such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship with only one life jacket, I'd miss you lots and think of you often.

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he is too old to go anywhere.

Its hard to believe that a man is telling you the truth when you know that you would lie too if you were in his place.