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In life...the men get the girls..and the boys get the women... |
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Well if god was a girl chocolate would be slimming and men would like housework |
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Do vegetarians eat animal crackers??? |
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No officer, there's no blood in my alcohol system |
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You're such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship with only one life jacket, I'd miss you lots and think of you often. |
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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he is too old to go anywhere. |
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Its hard to believe that a man is telling you the truth when you know that you would lie too if you were in his place. |
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When i get depressed i eat |
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MAKE WAR NOT LOVE BECUASE ITS SAFER |
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Train owners in the 1800s were very bad people so that they could get much coal every Christmas. |