You're such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship with only one life jacket, I'd miss you lots and think of you often.

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he is too old to go anywhere.

Its hard to believe that a man is telling you the truth when you know that you would lie too if you were in his place.

When i get depressed i eat
when i get hungry i get depressed

MAKE WAR NOT LOVE BECUASE ITS SAFER

Train owners in the 1800s were very bad people so that they could get much coal every Christmas.

My Homie.. Is A Hobo.

Lionel Messi moving to PSG is the reason why I developed an unusual desire to study French again.

Reminder: Hating ME won't make YOU pretty!

© x-Twinkle-x

"Don't worry about being fat. You're skinny on the inside"