Reminder: Hating ME won't make YOU pretty!

© x-Twinkle-x

"Don't worry about being fat. You're skinny on the inside"

I think people first got AIDS from eating monkeys...atleast I hope they were eating them.
-Erin

Psychiatrists don't prescribe viagra.
-Kat

If our politics got any better, we'd all be swinging around on vines eating bananas all day.

You know Santa Clause can really be very scary...

"he knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you been bad or good so be good for goodness sakes!."

That's really enough to make someone paranoid....

My hamster died the other night...it fell asleep at the wheel

Fubu shirt=$100
RoccaWear sweatshirt=$80
Sean Jhon hat=$50
Realizing you're white= priceless

**it's not offensive, it's funny

Whats intimidating to others is exactly what im looking for...

I was thrown out of NYU my freshman year for cheating on my final. I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
-Don't remember from who