A celebrity is a person who spend all thier life to become well known and then spends the rest of thier life trying not to be recognized in public

--unknown

"I'm a straight up G in pink panties"

When I walk by you say "fag" but your boner says something else.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

If you read this, CONGRATULATIONS! You know how to read.

Insanity by any other name would be just as insane.

The truth is just a big lie that everyone believes

God forbit you be an ugly girl
of course too pretty is also your doom
cause everyone harbors a secret hatred
for the prettiest girl in the room

Ummm... Question
why do we kill people, who kill people, to show that killing is wrong?
The questions that haunt me!!!

Some apples dont fall far from the tree