Man invented language to satisfy its deep need to complain.

"Please, you don't have to call us ignorant, we're doing our best here. You're the one that decided to go grocery shopping at a gas station."

(I love you for that, D!)

Preps can be so funny! They're the only people I know of that claim to be 'gangsta' while dressing like Carlton Banks.

When your boyfriend tells you to be good just look at him and say....

I won't drive drunk, kiss and tell, or where underwear!

SweetOlive...

Stop pretending to be smart, you're embarrassing yourself....

If obesity is such a problem, how come we still have super models?

I'm not your btch so don't honk at me!

Try your hardest,
Try your best
In the end,
You Always fail the test

Humorous till the end!

Andilicious: You don't need to know what's going on, just join the revolt!
Ryan and his package: Sounds like my kind of logic!
- the p & q revolution

I'm not a transvestite, just a guy who's not afraid to wear make-up.