Why is it that The KKK can exist and meet legally, but it's against the law to marry a same-sex partner? Love is sexless as well as colorless.

I've done nothing today, but it's taken me ALL day.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world; those who can understand binary, and those who can't.

Practice make's perfect but nobody's perfect....soo why practice ??

No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again.[...] I feel like the maid "I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for... for ten minutes"

-The Incredibles

Just tell Nemo you couldn't find him cuz you were getting stonned. He'll understand.
[r-e-s-p-o-n-s-a-b-i-l-i-t-y]
my anti_drug

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.

ladies, this is not an insult, just a helpful note on the divine secret of men.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words

Isn't it weird that the name of the fear of long words is a very long word??

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them

You've been with blondes, bored by brunettes, but you haven't tried a redhead yet.