Funny Quotes About Society

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  • "if u dont shut up im going to move to texas, buy a house and a rifle, put u on my property then shoot you because in texas its legal...."

    said that to my brother** lol wat? mean?

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  • Success is not a product of luck and you can unlock your destiny by embracing the cost of success

    by izuchukwu jefferson

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  • There is a lot more to a person then a few pictures and sentences, if you are going to judge, at least judge the book not the cover!

    by Matthew
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  • Nobody needs to hit anybody but when nobody hits somebody, somebody hits anybody and anybody hits somebody back.

    by Morgan
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  • The reason God made Bush president was to show to the world, that he could actually put an idiot in power.

    by Amina
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  • Death is God's way of telling man "Your fired!"

    Suicide is man's way of telling god, "You can't fire me! I quit!"

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  • "God has a sense of humor. I mean c'mon! If you have any doubt, go to Wal-mart and just watch. God has an amazing sense of humor."
    - (I forgot the dude's name.)

    by Summer
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  • "Most people just call people emo because they're jealous that they look better in black"

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  • You don't know me, than don't judge me. I never said you had to f**kin love me!

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  • The more people i meet, the more i love my dog!

    haha this is sooo funny.... i saw it on a bumper sticker

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