Oh, hey! How are you? I was just thinking about... Oh, look, better people.

Stoners live and stoners die
in the end they all get High
If at first they don't succeed
they grab a friend and smoke some weed

~Joshua Wall

If your friend jumped off of a bridge would you just stand there or help him out and give him an anchor

If you can talk you can scream, if you can scream, you can dream, if you can dream you can move, if you can move you can slide, if you can slide you can dance...so we MUST DANCE!

BRUNETTE: i was listening to eminem last night.

BLONDE: you were listening to CANDY?!?:O

ahahah

They say geeks join band?

Ha!

Imagine the pathetic losers that don't...

America is a mistake, a giant mistake.
--Sigmund Freud

"Sorry class, I forgot my 'clock' (while looking at his wrist)"

-Monster Valdez
(Mr. Valdez, my math teacher)

When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.

So lets drink to the truth. Lets speak through drunken minds & say how much
we truly love each other & tomorrow, we can go back to pretending that we hate each other.