If you blame others for your failure do you credit them for your achievement's..

Alcohol...because fat people need to get laid to

God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!

Drugs Aren't Bad,
They Make You Glad,
So Don't Be A Fag,
Just Take A Drag.

Your so stupid you asked for a refund for the jigsaw puzzle you bought.....which you thought was broken

Bumper sticker: I may drive slow, but I'm still ahead of you

Congratulations, you have won the first prize in the contest!! The first prize is $100,000.

Please wear a mask, bring a handgun and receive the prize from the bank at 4pm today.

A little domestic violence can go a long way.

Boys are like carrots.
They are orange and grow in the ground!

Guys say ur ugly...guys say ur dirt...guys say all these things and exepct them not to hurt...so next time you say it remember how we feel...to u its just a joke...but to us its a big deal!!!