Fox News: "If you aren't getting dumber, we aren't doing our job."

Here goes to people whose kindness is mistaken for flirting ~ gimme five !! ^_^

"She undressed you with her glaucoma tinted eyes"

When I die, I want them to throw my ashes in the sea sand so even then, I can still get in people's pants.

When someone throws skittles at you and says "taste the rainbow" Run them over with your car and say "Nationwide is on your side!"

I'm a Teen- When we sulk we do it properly. I didn't call anyone. I ignored my brother. And I owned everyone on Final Fantasy, Halo, Smash Bros, and Thirteen.

Teenagers could dwell on whatever they liked, for as long as they liked. So help anyone who tried to get it out of them before they were ready to spill. I planned to do just that.

Internet will never replace news paper, why? because internet does not wear out after you have read

Ignorance is a vast darkness we all shine in.

The problem is, obesity runs in our family. No, the problem is no-one runs in your family...