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Dealing with society and relationships is really quite simple...just lower your expectations... |
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Money not buying you happiness? Wire it into my account and I'll send you pictures of how happy it makes me. Problem solved. |
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And what about all those Weight Watchers. Really, what a bunch of losers! |
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I'm pretty sure some of you just drag your face across the keyboard and hit send. |
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Whoever invented self checkout greatly overestimated the general intelligence of the human race. |
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Chocolate makes the world go round, around the waistline. |
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Don't be prejudice |
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Why do tests on animals if we have pedophiles in prison. |
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"Gym Class: |
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"I know I'm crazy, |