The money a Ugandan woman spends on just one hairjob can take care of my haircuts for two years.

Association Football is just entertainment; you lose then win, othertimes you draw, no stress.

I'm skinny and proud because life is not a Size Contest.

Let's crack tea and g-nut jokes! Spaghetti is more expensive.

The way I live my life is as simple as possible.

Why should I blame the Government for the safari ants in my bedsheets? That is all Opposition seems to do, blame blame blame for petty things.

When a teenager gets pregnant, it does not mean her future is ruined; that is a politically correct lie!

I cannot despise anyone who does not have a lot of money. Nobody departs this Earth with money, so use it like a tool and leave it behind!

People who reside in flood-devastated areas must never complain to GOD about lack of rain.

If it was not for Michael Jordan's teammate Steve Kerr and the Golden State Warriors plus the other teams that beat him in the finals, then King LeBron James would have surpassed the GOAT without dispute.