Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Got that from my friend Stephen

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we.... They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

- President Bush, presidential address

When life hands you lemons, stuff them down your shirt and make your boobs bigger.

If you cant laugh at yourself, I'll be glad to do it for you!

You laugh because im different i laugh bcause your stupid

-*Rhys-*

BEIN
IN
TOUCH
CANT
HURT

I'm American citizen, fool.

-Phillipe, told by Gabriel Iglesias

Stick to the Hollywood standard
Or your film will never get made
Couldn't afford Harrison Ford
So we bought Dennis Quaid

Society sucks, don't go anywhere its only a waste of time and money...unless its free.

Crash in to me...
just do it like you did it to yourself
and if it hurts...
ask yourself...
but what if...bliss