It's amusing when you greet someone and they imagine they can hurt you by not responding. You just greet the next person!

I counter reverse psychology with reverse action or secrecy.

Blames are not a solution, to any wrong.

When a snake does not act like a snake the little children will use it to tie firewood

Monkey that eat with both hands should prepare to fall soon

No matter how far the urine goes the last drop fall close to the owner's legs

Why is the speed limit in a school zone 15 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles.

Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.

What was I like in high school? You know that guy who drove a Mustang and banged all the cheerleaders? I'm the reason he passed calculus.

Fox News: Fair like cancer, balanced like Louis XV