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J.e.s.u.s SaVes....When [he] shops at waL*maRT |
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I Must Be A Mushroom |
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If I Had A Brain |
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You laugh because im different i laugh bcause your stupid |
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If you cant laugh at yourself, I'll be glad to do it for you! |
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When life hands you lemons, stuff them down your shirt and make your boobs bigger. |
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"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we.... They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." |
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Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? |
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Why are freeways really expensive to build and highways really close to the ground? |
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I rather be |