Funny Quotes About Society

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  • When men cheat, it's polygamy; when women cheat, it's prostitution.

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  • The difference between a party (or meeting) and solitude is other people.

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  • When I grow up, I want to be a grasscutter.

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  • Complaining about joblessness yet there is a lot of work to do is like saying a rainy or cloudy day is night simply because the solar power is not enough.

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  • A plastic ID does not make me a citizen; am first a citizen, then I get the plastic to confirm.

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  • It's a Flu world, everybody needs a neckwarmer.

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  • Every Lugbara word ends with a vowel. Some words have more than one meaning depending on pronunciation or context.

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  • WARNING, Do not smoke near gas pumps! Your life may not be worth much, but gas is!

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  • Me: Damm It
    My Sister: Don't Call Me Damm It
    Me: you cant call someone damm it
    My Sister: Then Why Did You Call Me Damm It
    Me: Never mind

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  • ~A man walks on a plan and a women said aww are all of them yours? The man replyed no I work for Trojin these are customer complaints!~

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