When men cheat, it's polygamy; when women cheat, it's prostitution. |
The difference between a party (or meeting) and solitude is other people. |
When I grow up, I want to be a grasscutter. |
Complaining about joblessness yet there is a lot of work to do is like saying a rainy or cloudy day is night simply because the solar power is not enough. |
A plastic ID does not make me a citizen; am first a citizen, then I get the plastic to confirm. |
It's a Flu world, everybody needs a neckwarmer. |
Every Lugbara word ends with a vowel. Some words have more than one meaning depending on pronunciation or context. |
WARNING, Do not smoke near gas pumps! Your life may not be worth much, but gas is! |
Me: Damm It |
~A man walks on a plan and a women said aww are all of them yours? The man replyed no I work for Trojin these are customer complaints!~ |