I'm sorry I'm not your cup of tea,
But I'm glad you're always thinking of me.

You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades

We never really mature, we just learn how to act in public

Calling you a B!c+h is an insult to my dog...

I don't care how
old you are.
If you don't respect
me, I won't respect you

I'm not grumpy, I'm just a night person stuck in a day world!

Cars can kiss my pedestrian ass.

If a**h0les could fly, this place would be an airport.

"I am as honest as the next politician," says Pres. Obama.

I laughed at the tv and said back," well that's not saying too much is it?"

Almost everything people do is... nothing at all.