If Barbie is so poular.... why do you have to buy all her friends???

"you want WHAT on the ****ing ceiling?!" --Michelangelo, 1566

That awkward moment when a fat girl says she's fat...

" Rap started When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood..."

Apple is genius they did the ipod, ihome, ipad, iphone but my most favorite is the idontcare.

H3y wh@+$ wr0ng?
um, obviously your education.

I hate when people see me at the store & are like "hey what are you doing here?" Im like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."

Women there beautiful , majestic, mysterious, mesmerizing creatures, smart, empathetic far superior to man in every way. if i had a choice i would be with women to my dieing day. BUT me like cocks sooooo im strickly *ickly.

Best line i've heard since "i would look good in your rolls"... was a man saying... "i have my teeth, don't do drugs, dont have any std's, etc" Certainly glad he has his teeth! I so would not want to be gummed :D LOL

People piss me off! Do you know why? Because the stupid one's BREATHE!