East side love is livin on the west end |
Love me like there's no tomorrow |
Why is a woman in a suit a "business person" when a man in a dress is a "transvestite" |
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes." |
You all laugh at me because Im strange. |
Stupid people do have feelings they're just too dumb to know it |
J.e.s.u.s SaVes....When [he] shops at waL*maRT |
Why is it that people with bad breath always have so much to say? |
Have you ever realized that if you put THE and IRS together it spells THEIRS?? coinicedence......i think not! |
"I was not interested in religion intil I saw a car with a jesus & god bumper sticker!!! |