Why is it people are more scared to see two guys holding hands, than to see two guys holding guns?

Some people call them marbles,
And some call them screws,
It really dont matter,
Cuz were all missing a few.

What would Scooby do?

Hey, I have the same locker combo as you, except with different numbers!

Lol, my friend said this to me the other day when I was trying to open my locker.

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

***Not mine, but i thought it was hilarious***

If you can't find a job, there is always hand job that is always hire...

The world is like a gaint highschool, it is full of idiotic people that don't understand anything.

Intelligence is defined by the stupidity of others.

Common sense aint so common

"Todays army commericials make it look extreme, kinda like if you join it they give you a skateboard instead of a t-shirt."- jonathan clodfelter