"Todays army commericials make it look extreme, kinda like if you join it they give you a skateboard instead of a t-shirt."- jonathan clodfelter

Common sense aint so common

Intelligence is defined by the stupidity of others.

The world is like a gaint highschool, it is full of idiotic people that don't understand anything.

If you can't find a job, there is always hand job that is always hire...

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

***Not mine, but i thought it was hilarious***

Friends donnt let friends drive Ford..

If i'd killed you when I'd wanted to, I'd be out of jail right now.

My parents said I could be anything, So I became a Lesbian

"metrosexual and ubersexual? I have one definition for both terms. INSECURITY"
-Ani