Versace was only made for the rich
Then who is made for US?????

Procrastination is like masterbation, it's only fun until you realize you've screwed yourself!

G _ F _ c k Y_ _ r s _ l f

Would you like to buy a vowel?

U know ur a redneck if ur wife has to spray u with a waterhose before she lets u in the house

If u're caught antique shopping on the day of the big game, u're eigther gay or married

If know how to ballroom dance, u're either gay of married

Life is short, eat a bar of chocolate.

If you didn't have a bag over your head......i'd be so humiliated!

Who ever said love was forever, didnt know about Jennifer Lopez.

"metrosexual and ubersexual? I have one definition for both terms. INSECURITY"
-Ani