Who ever said love was forever, didnt know about Jennifer Lopez.

If you didn't have a bag over your head......i'd be so humiliated!

Life is short, eat a bar of chocolate.

If know how to ballroom dance, u're either gay of married

If u're caught antique shopping on the day of the big game, u're eigther gay or married

U know ur a redneck if ur wife has to spray u with a waterhose before she lets u in the house

G _ F _ c k Y_ _ r s _ l f

Would you like to buy a vowel?

Procrastination is like masterbation, it's only fun until you realize you've screwed yourself!

Versace was only made for the rich
Then who is made for US?????

Life's too short..Is this what a 100 years old man says???