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U know ur a redneck if ur wife has to spray u with a waterhose before she lets u in the house |
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If u're caught antique shopping on the day of the big game, u're eigther gay or married |
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If know how to ballroom dance, u're either gay of married |
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Life is short, eat a bar of chocolate. |
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If you didn't have a bag over your head......i'd be so humiliated! |
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Who ever said love was forever, didnt know about Jennifer Lopez. |
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"metrosexual and ubersexual? I have one definition for both terms. INSECURITY" |
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My parents said I could be anything, So I became a Lesbian |
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Y do they put braille on the keypad of a drive up ATM?? |
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If the 7 11 is open 24/7 365 days a year y does it have locks on the door?? |