I'm not racist, I just hate everyone equally :)

!FEED THE MODELS! -Thornton

Never trust what a man says when he's in love, drunk, or running for office.

You wanna hear the biggest oxymoron ever!?! It's only two words.....rap music.

SALESMAN PROVERB:

Give a man a fish, that man knows where to come for fish,

Teach a man to fish, you just destroyed your market-base

I'm not a firewoman,
I'm a pyromaniac,
I light 'em up
and watch them burn

lol this is my mom's saying :P

"So this guy walks up to me and says 'What's punk?' So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk' So he kicks over a garbage can and says 'Thats punk?' And I say 'No, thats trendy'"
~Billie Joe Armstrong

All i ask for is chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

~unknown

Well dip me in chocolate and call me an oreo.

The monkey dances while the organ grinder plays his organ. Dance monkey, dance!