Funny Quotes About Society

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  • Heyy kids;
    Guess what!
    Its not the 70s.
    &you are not at a disco.

    by ariana
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  • The monkey dances while the organ grinder plays his organ. Dance monkey, dance!

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  • Well dip me in chocolate and call me an oreo.

    by jessica
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  • Your just all jock and no strap!

    by nadine
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  • I used to have super human powers, but then my therapist took them away...

    by Drapes
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  • If rumors were drugs, then the world would be high.

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  • You wanna hear the biggest oxymoron ever!?! It's only two words.....rap music.

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  • SALESMAN PROVERB:

    Give a man a fish, that man knows where to come for fish,

    Teach a man to fish, you just destroyed your market-base

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  • I'm not a firewoman,
    I'm a pyromaniac,
    I light 'em up
    and watch them burn

    lol this is my mom's saying :P

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  • "So this guy walks up to me and says 'What's punk?' So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk' So he kicks over a garbage can and says 'Thats punk?' And I say 'No, thats trendy'"
    ~Billie Joe Armstrong

    by nimrod
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