When i do pushups, im not lifting myself, im pushing the earth down..

A hooker is like a bowling ball...

gets picked up

fingered

thrown in a ditch and

then comes back for more

Id explain it to you but ur brain wud explode

Real girls arent perfect

perfect gurlz arent real

Torturing one animal is cruelty, torturing many is science

Bush says we'll go back to the moon by 2020. Why don't we just send him there now?

--My American cousin

Im a biatch and i can fly to never mind the world and lets get hight !!

The grass may be greener on the other side but you still have to cut it!

- quote from my cousin

*for all you religious freaks out there*
should you be suspicious of scientists if most of them are athiests?

Fashion is something made for people with no imagination.