I wish my lawn was emo then it would cut its self.

Can you slam a revolving door?

A rough night and a bad morning .... is what starts me off to a very bad today.

If people are going to treat you like a kid, you may as well act like one and throw your tv out the hotel window.
-Gerard way, My Chemical Romance.
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it might be a little off coz i dont quite remember the whole thing

Life was soo much eaisier when guys had cooties!

It's not that i am a b itch, i just don't like you!

Why do ppl look at me like im stupid just because i like to express my feelings by makin weird noises and faces?
They need to get over theirselve, cuz they just jealous of us ppl like that cuz we r WAY cooler than them!
hahaha

FAT people make me GIGGLE

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

Why do they have braille on drive-up ATM machines?