You laugh at me because i am differnent i laugh at you because you are all the same

CSAP IS COMING

READY?

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

If you think your boss is stupid remember; you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter..

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bombing for peace is like f.u.c.k.i.n.g for virginity!!

"Matter always takes the path of least resistence. So all matter, including humans, are fundamentally lazy. Matter will take every other path before deciding the right one, so all matter, including humans, is fundamentally retarded..."

A full coffin is like a full coffer,...both are attractive to thieves.

Im gonna make a country
And im gonna call it Sane
so when ever im in my country
i can officially say
that im in Sane

I called your boyfriend gay.. and he hit me with his purse...