God had lace with a open space
God had string and left a little thing if u dont get it dont ask lol

Guys are always looking for a girl with a coke bottle figure, too bad most women have more of the coke can figure LOL

" Whats up with all the sliding? "

" Now why would I waste my time walking all the way around the car? "

lol thats from the new ABC Family Dukes of Hazzard movie.

Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license.

The evening news is when they start with 'Good Evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Girl on Girl,
Guy on Guy,
Let our world,
Have some Pride.

1st there was telegram
then there was telephone.
now there's telewoman[tell a woman]
& things will get around faster.

Give the emos shot guns, give the chavs black, give the goths a makeup remover an the rest a good smack

Dont label me

Call me a nerd....

I'll be your boss in ten years.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade....
when someone elses life gives them vodka HAVE A PARTY!!