I'm more intelligence than you are....

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

Chimps rock and you dont

Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them

He's the only man I know who can strut sitting down.

Fighting for peace is like fu.cking for virginity

Always remember....Amateurs built the arc, professionals built the Titanic.

Dont worry about knowing people, make yourself worth knowing

92% of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it was uncool to breathe. Repost this if you are the 8% who would be laughing your a*s off!!!

Stupid people are unable to percieve intelligence beyond what they would find in their text books.