The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Women should not be given nametags. I walked into Walmart once and began to talk to a lady about finding something and looked at her tag to address her when she thought i was looking and slapped me.

Some girls in high school treat guys like clothes.....they try on so many until they find the one they want.

Yellow metal make white men crazy

China is a big country with a lot of chinese people living there.

--Charles De Gaulle (a FRENCH President...that tells us what??)

Girls are like phones. They love to be talked to, and held. But you push the wrong button, and you WILL get disconnected.
~I didn't actually write this i found it.~

Don't advertise what you're not willing to sell.

Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol

this is how socity lives these days

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

Canada: Where the men are men and the women are too.

Montana: Where the men are men and the sheep are afraid.

(don't get mad at me for this, I heard this somewhere and I thought it was funny.)