Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

War for peace makes about as much sence as making love for virginity.....

Love is like Heaven but hurts like Hell!!

Roses r red vilots r blue im in love but not wit u u used me just to get laid guess wat playa u just got played

Women should not be given nametags. I walked into Walmart once and began to talk to a lady about finding something and looked at her tag to address her when she thought i was looking and slapped me.

Some girls in high school treat guys like clothes.....they try on so many until they find the one they want.

Yellow metal make white men crazy

China is a big country with a lot of chinese people living there.

--Charles De Gaulle (a FRENCH President...that tells us what??)

Girls are like phones. They love to be talked to, and held. But you push the wrong button, and you WILL get disconnected.
~I didn't actually write this i found it.~

Don't advertise what you're not willing to sell.