Maturity is knowing that just because someone disagrees with you doesn't mean he's a horse's ass. -Harry S Truman

Question: Why does God allow evil in the world?
Sri Ramakrishna: To thicken the plot.
-Sri Ramakrishna

Can you REALLY make a stand at a sit-in protest? Who tells you when a sponsored silence is over?

Yep, you may seem to be the coolest kid in school, but I'll look ya up ten years from now and see how "cool" you are!

I would love to marry you right away……so what was your name again?

I like the phrase "citing precedent". You can bet that a fair few people on many a jury in the US have a good ol' look around the room for Dubya when they hear that.

When they point at me and call me a Loser,
All I do is laugh in their faces and say proudly,
"I might be a Loser, But you still suck eggs at being a Winner." woop. woop.

I have mastered the position of "PRIMO" a.k.a. preppy emo:

EMO: I want to stab my heart

PREPPY: With a flower

~By the way, I don't believe in labels. Therefore I am labeling myself a hypocrite, right?~

Although the thought of insanity is intimidating, reality makes it appealing. Besides, once in my own little world I'LL be president and my reign of fire of terror as supreme overlord will finally begin!!!! ^_^

Behind every bich therez a man that made her dat way