They call it the world because the Twilight Zone was tooken.

Only in America:
We complain about our weight. Then we camp out by Mc.Donalds when the newest meal comes out.

a wise man once said
"i dont know, ask a woman"

I have a question for you do vegaterians eat animal crackers???? my friends asked me this seriously.

She got her good looks from her father;
He's a plastic surgeon

Personally it's not God I dislike, it's his fan club I can't stand.

~Agent Orange

Contrary to popular belief, Gods last name is not "Damnit!"

Who is this santa u speak of,.that fakeness that plague the children minds with your fake lies about the existance of happiness and all that is good..btw if he is real...CURSE YOU FAT MAN...you owe me money

"occifer, i swear to drunk i'm not god." he turns to his friend. "yo man, i'm home again can you take me drunk?"

“People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy!”