If you don't like the news ... go out and make some of your own

When someone calls you weird they are actually calling you normal because the majority of the world is weird, which makes it normal.

There is a copple of reasons why I go to Walmart
#1) to throw random things into nieghboring isles. #2) to run up to randome people and say I havent seen you in a long time. and see if they play along to avoid embarecment.

The world just keeps getting dumber...

Sex is good, sex is great, so why do you still masturbate?

¿Cuántos personajes caben en un huevo?
Dos, CLARA Y YEMA.

I got 25 to life for being so damn sexy
i got another 25 for cheated on my girl

You is so black and your teeth is so yellow when you are smiling you look like the pittsburgh steelers helmet

You is like a library open to the public

You is like a golf course everybody gets a hole in one