Screw the blondes
forget the burnettes
what bout redheads
we're the best

My god have mercy on my enemies cuz i sure as hell wont

We are always in our own company.

If the shoe fits, wear it. If it doesn't, throw it at a moron.

//Ari\\

" I think I have to much porn. " Joey Connor

If you don't like the news ... go out and make some of your own

When someone calls you weird they are actually calling you normal because the majority of the world is weird, which makes it normal.

There is a copple of reasons why I go to Walmart
#1) to throw random things into nieghboring isles. #2) to run up to randome people and say I havent seen you in a long time. and see if they play along to avoid embarecment.

The world just keeps getting dumber...

Sex is good, sex is great, so why do you still masturbate?