Have you ever noticed how the majority of people with great hair are idiots?

Examples: Albert Einstien = Genious
His hair = Yikes

Brad Pitt = Not so bright
His hair = Awsome

Coinicidence... I think not!

When the officer says "gee your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" you probably shouldn't respond with " gee officer, your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

I'm no longer a threat to society, just ask my psychiatrist.

You are going to hell for lying

I'm going to hell for lot of thing but lien isn't one of them

Roses are red
violets are blue
your so fat and ugly
nobody will fu!ck you!

I am sick
i am weak
but baby your my weed.

You is so black and your teeth is so yellow when you are smiling you look like the pittsburgh steelers helmet

You is like a library open to the public

You is like a golf course everybody gets a hole in one

I'm not an alcholic acholics go to meetings

(My mom told me this one lol)