7 Out of 10 voices in my head say, SHUT UP, CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TALKING?

You know the world is crazy
when the best rapper is a white guy
the best golfer is a black guy
the tallest guy in the NBA is chinese
& the three most powerful men in the
world are named \'bush\' \'d.i.c.k\' & \'colon\'

"Did you know that marriage is the leading cause of divorce"

3 words to ruin a guys ego..is it in??

Learn to respect honest people. They might hurt you with their words, but atleast they say it in your face, not behind your back.

You have the right to remain silent, Anything you say will be misquoted, Then used against you.

~Didn't write but i thought it was funny.~

Why is it that a guy can have as many girls as he wants and he\'s the man but if girls have more than one we\'re ho's

"when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. then find someone who's life has given them vodka, and have a party!"
**ron white- b.c.c.t. rides again**

sorry- it's not original, but i had to put it on- i love it!

NEVER argue with idiots, they draw you down to their level, then they beet you with experience!

1 tube of Vaseline: $3.00
1 box of condoms: $12.00
3 Gay porn magazines: $11.00
Making your parents think your brother is gay: PRICELESS.