There's nothing strange about insanity, it's very natural.

1 tube of Vaseline: $3.00
1 box of condoms: $12.00
3 Gay porn magazines: $11.00
Making your parents think your brother is gay: PRICELESS.

You're the reason why people were born with middle fingers.

Only in America....do banks leave both doors wide open...but chain the pens to the counters.

Ur rocawear jeans- $85; your eckored shirt $50; your doo rag- $4; ur bling bling- $50,000; your airforce shoes- $150; ur rolex watch- $50,000. realizing ur white-PRICELESS

Why is it that a guy can have as many girls as he wants and he\'s the man but if girls have more than one we\'re ho's

I blame the toothfairy for teaching kids that it's okay to sell bodyparts for money.

7 Out of 10 voices in my head say, SHUT UP, CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TALKING?

Real girls arent perfect

perfect gurlz arent real

You know the world is crazy
when the best rapper is a white guy
the best golfer is a black guy
the tallest guy in the NBA is chinese
& the three most powerful men in the
world are named \'bush\' \'d.i.c.k\' & \'colon\'