If life is so hard like peole say we should all wear helments

IBET yout enbu cks yo uca n sti llre ad th isquo te eve n th ough itisw ritte nlik ethis. ama zingi sn' tit?

jsut wnated to mkae yoru brani wrok ;)

Bed's are dangerous, i know, i've been in one....

Quitting smoking is easy... ive done it thousands of times...

Of course I drove off. He was probably dead, anyway.

You is like a golf course everybody gets a hole in one

"It's free so we might as well get our money's worth!"
(lol I said this at the nail salon a few weeks ago)

There are two things that a woman cannot avoid, crying and buying shoes.

Never trust what a man says when he's in love, drunk, or running for office.

I'm not racist, I just hate everyone equally :)