IBET yout enbu cks yo uca n sti llre ad th isquo te eve n th ough itisw ritte nlik ethis. ama zingi sn' tit?

jsut wnated to mkae yoru brani wrok ;)

There are two things that a woman cannot avoid, crying and buying shoes.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

Apple is genius they did the ipod, ihome, ipad, iphone but my most favorite is the idontcare.

Fubu shirt=$100
RoccaWear sweatshirt=$80
Sean Jhon hat=$50
Realizing you're white= priceless

**it's not offensive, it's funny

I'm not a b i t c h
I'm just meaner than you

kristy green copyright 2005

I pulled my down my pants and I pointed to myself with a razor in hand yelling "Who wants to get rid of Bush???!!!" :)

Your so stupid you asked for a refund for the jigsaw puzzle you bought.....which you thought was broken

I'm not a transvestite, just a guy who's not afraid to wear make-up.

Intelligence is defined by the stupidity of others.