Just Demand and I'll Send it to You

by Khalid M Darwish   Jan 13, 2013


She send a message to her Fiance saying:
"Darling:
If you are asleep, send me your dream
If you are crying, send me your tears
If you are laughing, send me your laugh"

He replied:
"Darling: I'm in the toilet! What would you like me to send to you?

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  • 6 years ago

    by mossgirl19

    Hahahaha. This is just so freaking hilarious.

  • 11 years ago

    by Skyler

    Like all good jokes, you did not drone on before the punch line. The length is good, the pace is good, and the mood change at the end is the best part. A man breaking the serious mood for a joke is common, and good for a laugh.

  • 11 years ago

    by Rusheena

    Lol, Nice!

  • 11 years ago

    by L

    Lol.. I think is supposed to be laugh instead of lough... I am not sure what lough meant... but this made me laugh.. it definitively made me go huh?

    5/5

  • 11 years ago

    by Amreen

    Lol..... hahahahah.... Great piece ... I din expect this to turn out like this... hahhaaha.. Good one!

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