by CRAFTY KEN   Jul 10, 2017


So, don’t be afraid of that old rat, and hey dog it’s now my turn at bat, I can easily handle you, I studied Ju Kit Soo, and I can make you cry boohoo!

I have some cool moves, when the hound races at me, I swing around, give him a big hiss instead of a kiss, he then stops short in his tracks, my hair is raised tall on my back. Off he goes, with his tail between his legs, a whimpering wreck, while I walk calmly away with my pretty pink nose held on high.

This feline is not a scare dee cat, I don’t worry about this or that, if you don’t believe me, meet me in my Master’s dark hall way. Just call me; here kitty, kitty, from out of nowhere I will appear, with flailing scratches upside your head, and with a big bite on your ear. The lady of the house calls out; what is all that noise I hear; I calmly reply, have no fear your super cat is near.

Author Crafty Ken
July 10, 2017


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  • 4 years ago

    by Dagmar Wilson

    Dear Ken like I said before you will put a smile on my face. This is super cute. I am a cat fan and lover. All the very best. Blesa you

  • 4 years ago


    Thanks Kitty!

  • 4 years ago

    by Kitty Cat Lady

    Thanks for pointing this this out to me Ken ... such a perfect kitty description! Brilliant rhyming and super funny! :-)

  • 4 years ago

    by mysticalpisces

    Accidently pressed dislike I am so sorry and can't seem to change this? Was trying to like it because I absolutely love this poem!

    • 4 years ago

      by CRAFTY KEN

      No problem, so glad you liked it.

  • 4 years ago

    by Michael

    Haha! Or Ken, a 'Catty Batty'

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