pineapple (acrostic) for Craig's fruit gauntlet

Mr.Darcy,

The humor is on....hahahha its the same when you eat spicy food, not easy to swallow even to let go or getting it out hahahhaha...
I'm still laughing, time traveled to 2018 lol...
Keep writing this kind of poem.

Gel

I read this to my tetchy teenage daughter and even she laughed.

Nominated.

I so so this makes the front page. It's a fantastic example of what poets can do and it proves we have a sense of humour and we ain't always dark and dreary.

I just laughed so hard I think a little wee escaped.

Absolutely brilliant if somewhat disturbing lol

Craig

Giving birth to a pineapple out of your backside is a rather unsettling sort of thought, I do have to admit.
I will press the like button, but no, in honesty, the poem horrified me.

Take care, Michael

I cannot click like enough on this poem. The details are strangely fascinating and hilariously true as well. :) well done.